You know what they say about big feet

Carry On

This was outside of my university this morning

They took dancing seriously in the 80's...

Did this in the lab yesterday

My drunk roommate left me a surprise this morning...

Haters gonna hate // Obama Edition

I'm about to kill myself

Those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites (SFW)

If Snoop Dogg was white

Excitement Is Never Free

You're Not My Boyfriend

Looking at my ticket as the Mega Millions numbers were being called...

Friendzone level: Robosexual

Helping Hands

COPS SUCK.

I peed you a heart.

Every. Time

Zebra gone wild

How I feel on reddit.

Yo check out this chick